---->The letter meme (i invent that name!)<-----------
Dear (the person who last commented on your journal),
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___.
I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___.
I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___.
I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory.
You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.
- Your name -
1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister
2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes
3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
Other; With George Bush and his wife
4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit at
Other - Drive out
5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill; Open
The news; Mongolic
Family Guy; Senile
Top Model; Middle-class
7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks
8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service
9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college
10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked
11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics
12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
Italy - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family
I don't really know how to tell you this, but Your nostrils are insulting.
I think I realized it When I quoted Santa At the Hare Krishna graduation and I saw you Pull the clothes off The crazy monk.
I'm sure you're Scarred enough to understand That Santa doesn't exist
I'm returning Your love letters to you, but I'll keep My common sense as a memory.
You should also know that I Never openly mocked
Oprah Winfrey imitations.
Good luck on your short-term leave from jail,
Take the first 10 or so songs in your random playlist.
- Add the phrase "In My Pants" to the end of each title.
- Comment on anything extra amusing. Post if you want to.
Steal if you like.
1-desecration smile in my pants....(RHCP)-->there's nothing to say
2-everyday in my pants....(bonjovi)--->well..
3-wicked game in my pants...(him)---> its just me, or my playlist is too kinky??
4-cold(but im still here) in my pants( evans blue)
5-this aint a scene , its a arms race in my pants (fall out boys)
6-the river in my pants (good charlotte)
7-breath in my pants (breaking benjamin)---> oooukey.... this is definetly strange
8-tragedia in my pants (mark anthony)--> OH LORD!!!
9-lonely day in my pants (system of a down)---> oou.. so sad, poor pants!
10-te necesito in my pants ( I need you -Amaral)--->i have no words to this.. my mp3 is not made for this game!
--->Music Shuffle Survey<----------
Put your music player, whatever it is, on random or shuffled play.
Answer these questions with the song you get when you hit the skip button!
Note: some songs will make sense, others won't.
Which song describes the mood you are in right now?: halleluya (shrek song)
Which song describes the mood you are usually in?: love at first sight-kylie minogue
Which song describes one of your favorites things to do?: lift me up- moby (?)
Which song describes something else you like to do?: vasos vacios- fabulosos caadillacs
Which song explains the way you think about love?: not in love- enrique iglesias
What would you sing to your soulmate right now?: living on a prayer- bon jovi
Which song best represents you?: tainted love - marilyn manson (soo false!!)
Which song describes your sexual preference?:california- phantom planet
Which song describes what would occur between you and a prostitute/manwhore:bodyrock- moby
Your lover on the side?: te llevare al cielo- mana
How about your wife or husband?:time is running out- muse
Which song would be played at your wedding?: tan solo tu- neck
Which song would be played at your wedding reception?: new sensation-inxs
Which song describes yourself in the future?: how to save a life- the fray
Which song describes yourself in the past?: sweet dreams are made of this- marilyn manson
Which song would be appropriate for a one night stand?: one wild night- bon jovi
Which song would best describe your first time kissing?: hold me , kiss me thrill me, kill me- u2
Which song would best describe your first time having sex?: electric storm - u2
Which song would best describe your fashion sense?: suicidal girl-inxs
Which song would describe your taste in the opposite or same sex?: quiero morir en tu veneno- alejandro sanz
Which song best describes your parents?: dime que no- ricardo arjona
Which song best describes your family in general?: somewhere i belong- linkin park
Which song best describes your friends?:dance with the devil- breaking benjamin
Which song best describes your school?: shout- tears for fear
Which song best describes your public personality?: bittersweet simphony- the verbe
Which song best describes your private personality?:creep - radiohaed
Now to answer these two, insert YOUR CRUSH's name, I chosed Jensen Ackles.yeah me too.. :)
Can Jensen Ackles ever really love me? i just call to say i love you- stevie wonder
Can me and Jensen Ackles ever be more than friends? i'll be there for you- bon jovi